Thursday, April 16, 2009

Quick [Demarcations] update

A woman came up to me and asked if we had a book on crystals. I hesitated. There are books on crystals--as in the actual geological phenomenon, and there are books on "crystals"--as in "I am insane and/ or stupid and I think caressing certain rocks will cure my fetal alcohol syndrome."

"Uh," I sputtered. "What kind of crystals?"

"You know," she said. "Crystals. Like...crystals.

Yup. Retard. I just lead her to the Stupid Horseshit section and cut her loose.

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