Sunday, December 28, 2008

The Return of....D-Roooooooccccccckkkkkk

HIIIIII!!!!!!!! Welcome welcome one and all to my little party. My pants party. My party in the pants! After a long time of failing to acknowledge my email, I've joined Mr. Jackson and Mr. Tyler in the rekindling of an old wives tale. The Sports a Quiz. Now, this trifecta of genius can continue in this new format. For those that might have known our lovely little radio show, and for those who didn't, I want to clarify the truth of where we ended up one fateful evening that led to our temporary demise. A little story about a dentist, or something like that, who used his TEETH to pull off the THONG of the woman he was having SEXUAL RELATIONS with in a PUBLIC BATHROOM. And of course, THE 5 YEAR OLD KID WHO JOINED IN ON THE FUN!!!!!!!!! ; )

Now, I do believe it's true that we can say whatever the FUCKING JESUS WASN'T REAL hell we want to on this lovely little Blog. I really should check my notes though, Uncle Sam is everywhere. Afterall, he was just arrested for gettin down to kiddie porn the other day, but all charges were wiped. Don't tell anyone because he's really embarrased...kinda.

And Here.....We......GO!!

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